Imagine our dismay when the NJ Devils beat them in the Eastern Stanley Cup Finals. Even worse, most of our friends are Devils fans - oh the gloating...
Imagine our GLEE (no music involved, mostly beer) when the LA Kings opened up a can of WHOOP ASS on the NJ Devils last night - Game 3 of the Stanley Cup Finals, and LA is up 3 games to NONE! We've had to read our
E and I have already predicted what will happen next in facebook status updates when (not IF!) the LA Kings cream them in Game 4:
"Well that's ok, I'm just so glad we beat those damn NY Rangers!"
Excuse me? You only care that you beat the Rangers - sooooo you don't care at all if your team won or lost the ACTUAL Stanley Cup??
Sore losers.
I feel like a sore loser. My BFF is pregnant (I'm trying to lose track of her weeks on purpose - she is exactly 3 weeks behind where I should be right now...) My good friend just had a baby. I see women from a message board I participate in moving on and "graduating."
And yes - I'm sitting here pouting like I did when I was 7 and the boys beat the girls at Red Rover during recess. I can't even concentrate on the part where "we'll get them next time." When is the NEXT TIME?? Why couldn't we have gotten them the FIRST DAMN TIME??
Here it comes - get ready for the whine and GRAB YOUR CHEESE!
ITS NOT FAIR.
How did I end up with the sh*t end of this stick? How did ANY of us?? How is it that drug-addicts and 16-year-olds and my grandmother* can get pregnant - and STAY pregnant - so easily??
*(grandma had 5 by the time she was 23... probably explains why she was completely gray at 30!)
Temper tantrum anyone?
"I want a baby NOW!! Get me a baby NOW hunnie!"*
*(Asking Daddy for a baby just seemed WEEEE-IRD)
And who the HELL ever thought up "Good Things Come to Those who Wait" ?!?! Yea, you just wait right there in front of my fist - I'll show you something good...
5 kids by 23! Wowza!
ReplyDeleteBtw, I posted an "it's not fair" photo to my blog as well today... ugh, seriously! Are you like me and boycotting facebook? I can't seem to bring myself to look at people and catch the unexpected pregnancy announcement from the meth addict from HS (why am I friends with these people online?)
It is super helpful reading your blog and knowing you're going through the same things about the same times as me - although I wish neither of us had to go through it in the first place.