Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Genuis : LOST!

I came up with the best, ever blog idea - snark, wit, humor abounding.

The only problem was I thought of it at 11:30 at night, while laying in bed reading about poor Demi's heartbreaking divorce (ragmags are great falling-asleep-reads) after having been assed out on the couch earlier post-hot-yoga...

Soooooo, the Great, Best Ever Blog Idea has vanished.  Probably never to be seen again...
*Note to self, starting making notes to self.
SUCCESS WAS SO CLOSE!!



Yesterday I DID come up with this, a silver lining to "long" cycles (and it's "long" not just plain old long, because I know its all relative and I'm sure some of you may have read previous posts and been like, pshaw - girl, that ain't long!)

So the silver lining is this: I get a sanity break every 32 days!!

With FW not coming until around CD17, I can comfortably step back, on CD1, from ALL TTC OBSESSIONS - temping, charting, OPK'ing, brewing green tea, gulping down POM juice, chart stalking, twinge-and-cramp analyzing.

I CAN STOP it all for a blissful 10 days.

But alas, my vacation is coming to an end - Amazon will recommend once more the combo pack of Wondfo OPKs and OPKs I have previously purchased.  DH will once again, get the CranberryPomegranate juice which is sweet of him, but AGAIN, the wrong thing - "Hunnie, STRAIGHT POM JUICE!"  I will once again be squinting, bleary eyed, at the BBT at 7am and trying to commit to memory whether it's 96.9, or wait - is that 69.6? Is this thing upside down?!


So to all those embarking on a(nother) new cycle - GOOD LUCK, Happy Humping, rainbow farts and babydust-squirting-unicorns!

5 comments:

  1. Ohhh you have to be super clear with husbands and grocery lists. I think I went with the hubs and showed him the stuff I need. And i was like fuhgetaboutdaprice, it's worth it!

    Cheer's to being pre-o and having coffee/wine/and doing "dangerous" TTC activities. Skydiving?! haha

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  2. Wishing you lots and lots of luck this cycle! Get ready for the crazy!

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  3. I hate when this happens....good luck this cycle!

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  4. Good luck!

    And yes, you have to write out EXACTLY what you want or the husband will mess it up; even then, he still might. :P

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