So I was at the pediatrician's office (see recent coxsackie/ear infection drama). Ben had been de-diapered, weighed by the nurse, quickly RE-diapered, and deemed ready to see the doctor.
(At that point, it was the waiting game - how long can you keep a toddler entertained for with medical equipment??)
We're playing with those wooden popsicle sticks they gag you with, when I fart...
And holy something-died:
It really stank... =\
And then, of course, seconds later the doctor entered the room.
CHEESUS that's bad - I wonder if she can smell it?!
About 30 seconds later, while the doctor was checking a screaming Ben's ears, she asked him in the baby voice, "did you do a poopy? or just poot? Cuz boy that stinks!"
I grasped for it like a life-saver:
"Oh yea, I just changed a poopy diaper... it's rank huh?!"
Next up, after our son arrived in July 2013, were the items to cross off while baby was, well - a baby!
After a brief foray back on the TTCAL-train, we welcomed our daughter December 2015!
This is our BUGGY List story!
BAHHHHHHHAHAHAHA OMG this is the best. I like to say Nolan is like a puppy in many ways. I also blame farts on him too LOL
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAAHAHAH! SO funny.
ReplyDeleteJust the laugh that I needed today! HILARIOUS!
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Oh, I needed that today. :)