Sshhhhh

Sshhhh, don't tell...
... My boss that I'm not REALLY sick, I'm playing hooky for a day at the beach!

Sshhhh, don't tell...
... My husband that the day before his surprise party, I hit the curb at a toll booth and had to buy a brand new tire!

Sshhhh, don't tell...
... My husband that the clothing I bought from Victoria's Secret WASN'T on sale and I didn't really get rid of a bunch of shoes, I just moved them to the guest bedroom!

Sshhhh, don't tell...
... The library that when a book i checked out wasn't actually scanned, I didn't say anything so I could keep it!

Sshhhh, don't tell...
...my annoying coworker that the file she was looking for all morning ended up being on my desk.. oops!