Like, when you go camping for the weekend, and seriously slack on OPK'ing - and by slack I mean that I brought them - one per day - and didn't use a single one over a 2 night stay. FAIL.
And like, when you go camping for the weekend, and only somewhat slack on temping - and by slack I mean, how accurate CAN a temp be when you're sleeping outside in a tent? and probably woke up at the ass-crack of dawn when heard a couple at the next camp site GETTING IT ON? and then somehow your tent SWALLOWED UP your BBT - whole. it was completely missing the second night - so no temp the next morning at all!
so of COURSE - the OPK Sunday night when you return to civilization is the darkest so far, but seems to be fading when Monday morning's OPK is still lighter. and your temp does a nice little rise, not enough to warrant CH's from FF - they're very stingy with those things - but enough for you to side-eye your chart and think, SERIOUSLY?!?!?!
interpreter needed at aisle CRAZY!