and a big belly there
Here a belly - There a belly - EVERYWHERE A FRICKING BELLY
You can guess how dinner went last night.
Four beers, bland pasta and ugly maternity shoes.
Ok so the last one I kind of enjoyed...
We're all going to a FORMAL wedding together in a few weeks, and she wanted to try to do the fashion bonding thing, going over what each of us was wearing. She showed me this boring maternity dress, and made sure to tell me it was maternity (duh) and where it was from - cuz you know, we have so much in common when it comes to maternity clothes. (did you see what I did there with the sarcasm??)
And then complained to me that her feet grew 1.5 sizes and that she had to buy new shoes.
Enter the Ugly Maternity Shoes: