Anyways - so the next step (pun intended!) was to get our steps covered...
My mom told me the first thing she taught us kids when we started to scoot & move was to get up and down stairs by ourselves... (yet, somehow I still fell down them three times. once in a roller-walker. #parentingGoneWrong)
This also benefits us just as much as it's for Ben's safety - E has fallen down the last step about 9 million times, and I laugh each time his sock-feet come out from under him... especially after I've recently dust-mopped the hardwood floors.... lol
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I was driving to work yesterday, trying to catch the weather forecast after hearing a rumor of snow Tuesday night...
I caught it just in time to hear the jingle: "NewYorkCity Weatherrrrrr"
"brought to you by THE CAYMAN ISLANDS."
yea.
just who I want to hear is sponsoring the winter weather forecast - a tropical island.
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Got my first Birch Box in the mail the other day!
I'm loving this little box of goodies, with everything from lip/cheek color, to SuperGoop skin serum (SPF30!) to fresh organic whole-leaf tea!
(mmm and the Godiva chocolate... you get an edible treat in each box!)
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We went to a first-birthday party last Saturday NIGHT (the party was 4pm - 9pm.) Who does that for a FIRST birthday party?! The ghetto people I work with... and when I say ghetto I mean - there was Alize, Ciroc and Hennessy served while the DJ blared Gangsta's Paradise.
A cute moment - Ben met a friend (a daughter of my coworker) who proceeded to steal his pacifier right out of his mouth.... she's lucky she's cute ;)
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I'm temping/charting again. And to be honest, I'm not sure I know what the hell I'm doing/what's going on...
temps are all OVER the place (it doesn't help that I started CD20... I mean, I kept meaning to start and then kept forgetting... I figured it'd be ok since I hadn't O'd before CD19 in like, 2 years...
Well just like last month, I've got some insaaaaane EWCM. Even more now than last month (and that was ALOT of stretchiness...)
So much now that I was checking CP and CM in the bathroom (at work... ugh. don't worry, hand-washing beforeANDafter is VERY thorough...)
anyway - so after peeing, I wash hands and then do The Check, then at least wipe my hands dry so I can pull up pants and then wash my hands again after.
Setting: Work Bathroom
Scene: Kate is standing with pants pulled down, having just done The Check, only to discover copious (and I mean COPIOUS) amounts of EWCM.
Kate: Ok, let's get a paper towel and let's wipe this off - crap, get OFF *shakes hand*
GET OFF you stupid EWC-OH CRAP!
Kate accidentally flings a glob of EWCM onto the bathroom wall...
/\ TRUE STORY /\
hangs head...
You're (hopefully) both laughing at the imagery from above, and
gagging at the imagery from below
(speaking of mucus...)
mmmmmm.....
"Kate accidentally flings a glob of EWCM onto the bathroom wall..."
ReplyDeleteWow, I am DYING over here! It hasn't happened to me but damn if it hasn't been a few close calls.
Eww...was the gif really necessary?
ReplyDeleteIt's nuts, but I've had a ton of EWCM since starting to ovulate again, too. ***TMI alert*** I was getting off the plane when we flew to Ohio for Pap's funeral and thought that I had started my period because there was just a gush. Nope. Watery/EWCM. So much so that I had to use the emergency undies in my carry-on.
GIFs are always necessary. =)
Delete(and is there ever such a thing as TMI when discussing TTC? lol)