Get ready... diarrhea of the mind starting in 3... 2... 1...
So last week we took a step towards baby-proofing (we've already started putting door-knob thingies on, as well as the outlet covers)
Anyways - so the next step (pun intended!) was to get our steps covered...
My mom told me the first thing she taught us kids when we started to scoot & move was to get up and down stairs by ourselves... (yet, somehow I still fell down them three times. once in a roller-walker. #parentingGoneWrong)
This also benefits us just as much as it's for Ben's safety - E has fallen down the last step about 9 million times, and I laugh each time his sock-feet come out from under him... especially after I've recently dust-mopped the hardwood floors.... lol
I was driving to work yesterday, trying to catch the weather forecast after hearing a rumor of snow Tuesday night...
I caught it just in time to hear the jingle: "NewYorkCity Weatherrrrrr"
"brought to you by THE CAYMAN ISLANDS."
just who I want to hear is sponsoring the winter weather forecast - a tropical island.
I'm temping/charting again. And to be honest, I'm not sure I know what the hell I'm doing/what's going on...
temps are all OVER the place (it doesn't help that I started CD20... I mean, I kept meaning to start and then kept forgetting... I figured it'd be ok since I hadn't O'd before CD19 in like, 2 years...
Well just like last month, I've got some insaaaaane EWCM. Even more now than last month (and that was ALOT of stretchiness...)
So much now that I was checking CP and CM in the bathroom (at work... ugh. don't worry, hand-washing beforeANDafter is VERY thorough...)
anyway - so after peeing, I wash hands and then do The Check, then at least wipe my hands dry so I can pull up pants and then wash my hands again after.
Setting: Work Bathroom
Scene: Kate is standing with pants pulled down, having just done The Check, only to discover copious (and I mean COPIOUS) amounts of EWCM.
Kate: Ok, let's get a paper towel and let's wipe this off - crap, get OFF *shakes hand*
GET OFF you stupid EWC-OH CRAP!
Kate accidentally flings a glob of EWCM onto the bathroom wall...
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