Thursday, March 27, 2014

Random Blather for $100,000

Get ready... diarrhea of the mind starting in 3... 2... 1...


So last week we took a step towards baby-proofing (we've already started putting door-knob thingies on, as well as the outlet covers)
Door-Knob thingies:



Anyways - so the next step (pun intended!) was to get our steps covered...

My mom told me the first thing she taught us kids when we started to scoot & move was to get up and down stairs by ourselves... (yet, somehow I still fell down them three times. once in a roller-walker.  #parentingGoneWrong) 


This also benefits us just as much as it's for Ben's safety - E has fallen down the last step about 9 million times, and I laugh each time his sock-feet come out from under him... especially after I've recently dust-mopped the hardwood floors.... lol








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I was driving to work yesterday, trying to catch the weather forecast after hearing a rumor of snow Tuesday night...

I caught it just in time to hear the jingle: "NewYorkCity Weatherrrrrr"

"brought to you by THE CAYMAN ISLANDS."

yea.

just who I want to hear is sponsoring the winter weather forecast - a tropical island.

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Got my first Birch Box in the mail the other day!
I'm loving this little box of goodies, with everything from lip/cheek color, to SuperGoop skin serum (SPF30!) to fresh organic whole-leaf tea!
 (mmm and the Godiva chocolate... you get an edible treat in each box!)

 
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We went to a first-birthday party last Saturday NIGHT (the party was 4pm - 9pm.) Who does that for a FIRST birthday party?! The ghetto people I work with... and when I say ghetto I mean - there was Alize, Ciroc and Hennessy served while the DJ blared Gangsta's Paradise.
 

A cute moment - Ben met a friend (a daughter of my coworker) who proceeded to steal his pacifier right out of his mouth.... she's lucky she's cute ;)
 
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I'm temping/charting again.  And to be honest,  I'm not sure I know what the hell I'm doing/what's going on...
temps are all OVER the place (it doesn't help that I started CD20...  I mean, I kept meaning to start and then kept forgetting... I figured it'd be ok since I hadn't O'd before CD19 in like, 2 years...


Well just like last month, I've got some insaaaaane EWCM.  Even more now than last month (and that was ALOT of stretchiness...)

So much now that I was checking CP and CM in the bathroom (at work... ugh.  don't worry, hand-washing beforeANDafter is VERY thorough...)
anyway - so after peeing, I wash hands and then do The Check, then at least wipe my hands dry so I can pull up pants and then wash my hands again after.

Setting:  Work Bathroom
Scene: Kate is standing with pants pulled down, having just done The Check, only to discover copious (and I mean COPIOUS) amounts of EWCM.

Kate: Ok, let's get a paper towel and let's wipe this off - crap, get OFF  *shakes hand*
GET OFF you stupid EWC-OH CRAP!
Kate accidentally flings a glob of EWCM onto the bathroom wall...

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hangs head...

You're (hopefully) both laughing at the imagery from above, and
gagging at the imagery from below
(speaking of mucus...)
mmmmmm.....

3 comments:

  1. "Kate accidentally flings a glob of EWCM onto the bathroom wall..."

    Wow, I am DYING over here! It hasn't happened to me but damn if it hasn't been a few close calls.

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  2. Eww...was the gif really necessary?

    It's nuts, but I've had a ton of EWCM since starting to ovulate again, too. ***TMI alert*** I was getting off the plane when we flew to Ohio for Pap's funeral and thought that I had started my period because there was just a gush. Nope. Watery/EWCM. So much so that I had to use the emergency undies in my carry-on.

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    1. GIFs are always necessary. =)

      (and is there ever such a thing as TMI when discussing TTC? lol)

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