Guess who's knocked up!
Seriously?!?!
I used to think these books were so cute, and they all follow nearly the same formula - she tries to hide her pregnancy (after she finds out at 3 months!) from him so he won't think she's trying to trap him. He's secretly thrilled that she's pregnant so now he can trap HER with marriage cuz *SNAP* he just realized he luh-luh-LOVES her...
If only I'd paid more attention to these books in highschool when I was only reading them for the smutty sex scenes! (Note to you guys - just skip straight to 50 Shades of Grey for the smut - it's also ****SPOILER ALERT**** a little more realistic - she forgot to go in for her Depo shot and gets KU... lol)
For those wondering How to get pregnant:
1. Find a STEAMINGLY hot, play-boy type, preferrably righ guy.
2. Be sure to keep your virginity until you meet said guy.
3. Introduce a little alcohol, like a single glass of white wine, because you're a good girl and don't normally drink much...
4. Have a hot steamy sex scene that skips over the "do you have a towel or anything?" part and just cuddle, ignore the mess...
5. Fast forward 3 months - Congratulations on your pending motherhood!
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Personal update - whether you're TTC or TTA*, 2WW's just never go away... My post mc 2ww* is almost up, though we'll probably wait just a tad longer to make sure... But next up for the Nook: Anne Rice's Sleeping Beauty trilogy! (more smut - woohoo!! So if you liked 50 Shades, check this trilogy out!!)
*there'll eventually be a glossary, but til then (if I can remember each post):
TTC - Trying to Conceive
TTA - Trying to Avoid
2ww - Two Week Wait (mostly used for the 2 weeks between ovulation and when you can take PG test)
